Let's talk s-e-x!! (From a males point of view)

I had a whole article I wanted to come in and write about sex. Unfortunately, I didn't write it down when I was thinking about it. So, I am going to write it anyway and basically just shoot from the tip, I mean hip! Before I go any further, I should tell you that this is going to be based on my personal experiences and opinions. Some of it will just be the expression of a nasty mind (mine). People are different and everything will not apply to and for everyone! I'm just being clear about that. Alrighty then.....

Sex is a great thing, when safely done, but sometimes it can get very mundane. It's sort of like a roller coaster ride. People ride it, lol, that first time and most get this exhilarating feeling that is very hard, almost impossible for some, to shake off. But, for some of us, it starts to feel like the same old song and dance after a while. It's not as exciting as it once was. I mean, in your mind it seems like that next time is going to be off the hook, you are practically overheated as you are thinking about it but, when it comes time, the whole thing is just, BLAH! And, im not taking about the actual sex itself. The physical sex can be great but, it just feel like there is nothing special about it. Some people like it that way but it happens to plenty others who want a complete and more than decent experience most, if not all (you can wish), of the time. What can be done about that? Well, that is a tricky answer and it will mostly depend on the person asking. What do you like, what do you not like, what gets your thermostat going up, what makes it drop quickly, and things of that nature. But, I have some things that may help, and they may not, based on what i've done, heard, and etc. Maybe you've tried some of these before and they didn't work. That doesn't mean that they failed; Maybe you just weren't doing or having them done to you right! So, i'll go into as many details as I possibly can with these "helpful tips", lol, and we will see if we can get those pipes and drains flowing and all that good stuff:

- Pick your spots better!

Basically, stop (bleeping) just to be (bleeping)!  That tends to wear the act, among other things, down.  Are you wondering why it's so hard for you to be satisfied anymore?  Stop (bleeping) so much!  Is the sex between you and your mate getting boring (im talking yawn, oh my phones ringing so I think i'll answer it while we're intimate boring)?  Stop (bleeping) each other so much.  Put some space and time in between.  I know some of you just can't resist each other but, make yourselves wait a little bit.  That's a big reason people cheat by the way!  Tease each other in between time and wait a few.  I almost guarantee the both of you will appreiciate it more!  Now let me say this:  Different people have different sex drives!  High sex drives usually require a high amount of, well, (bleeping).  Those people are different and the previous statements will probably not apply to them.  People with low sex drives will probably not get anything out of this either since they probably dont (bleep) much anyway.  Also, some people tend to schedule sex or try and force themselves to get in the mood sometimes.  For alot of people, this is usually a disaster (or close to it) waiting to happen.  Let things happen naturally.  Make sure the person you choose physically, mentally, and emotionally excites you.  Im just saying, these things can help!  Oh yea, I can't use some of the words I want to use with these articles so that's why im using "(bleeping)" so much!

-Is there a cure for "limp weenie" syndrome?

Yes!  Taste a vagina!  It works!  Next.....

-Speeking of oral......

For the dummies, oral sex and foreplay are NOT exactly the same thing!  Foreplay is touching, teasing, massaging, mental stimulation, or any physical or mental thing or act that creates or further enhances the desire for sex.  Getting some head, most of the time, is just getting some head.  Oral sex is a good precurser but, sometimes, even that has it's limits and sometimes can work against the actual "getting down".  Some of us get so much head, and get to loving it so much, that it becomes even more important that the actual sex itself.  This creates problems because, let's face it, everyone is not going to blow you or eat you out.  You have become so dependant on it that sex is just not sex without it.  Head has now become your biggest or only turn on.  If you don't get it, you are less or not in the mood for sex.  Truthfully, this is not that big of a problem.  There is nothing wrong with liking what you like.  But, you may be compromising some great sex by being so dependant on head.  Your sexual match may be right under your nose and you are going to jepordize that because they won't go below the waist!  Enhance your other turn ons, hopefully you do have others, and ween yourself down from the head addiction.  Look at it this way, minds do change with time.  Just because you aren't getting oral from this person now doesn't mean it won't happen later (wow, three negatives in one sentence).  But, people are going to like what they like, just saying.  Also, you can get so much head that you get tired of it.  I forgot where I was going with all of this, lol!  Oh, Foreplay!!  Try actual foreplay instead of or before oral.  Massage each other, feed each other fruits under low lights, caress each other with the fruit and then eat it, put chocolates or whip cream or other spreadable items on each other and lick it off, go to your nearest novelty or sex shop and get toys or other items you can use on each other (they got the chocolate and whip cream there too usually in different flavors like cherry chocolate, mocha, and stuff like that and they also come in packs of three with the brush and everything, oh sorry......), talk nasty too each other before hand, I could go on but you get the idea.  Head is good, foreplay os great but, together they make a wonderful combination!  It think im done with this one.

-Try new things......

Just  what it says.  You may discover something that turns you on more than anytihng.  But, you wont find it doing the same thing over and over and over...

-Masturbate

Sounds weird but what better way to find out what you like, how you like it to feel, and things of that nature.  Do you know i've actually met some women who didn't know how to masturbate.  That doesn't have anything to do with anything, I just found it funny.  Anyway, beat it like a step-child or rub it like your eyes in the morning.  Or do it more.  This really may help.  Seriously.

-Listen

Sometimes you just need to listen to the general things your mate or partner says in general conversations.  There are always things in there that clue you in to turn-ons and turn-offs during a good conversation.  Sometimes they are actually hoping you pick some of them up.  Pay attention so you can get your brownie points.  I just looked at that last sentence and it kinda looks like an anal reference, lol!  Oh, if you think that will help, do that too!! 

Im going to call this part 1 because I know there is so much more I need to say but, im not able to think clearly like I want to.  Plus. this could have been thought out a little bit better but, I like it just the way it is.  Anyway, i'll be back later with the rest in part 2.  Enjoy!